Why You Need ExcusesMaker
We know you've got big plans for your protocol's security. You're definitely going to implement those security measures... right after this next feature launch.
To prevent you from getting caught red-handed, we've analyzed thousands of past incidents and their corresponding explanations to craft the perfect excuses for when things don't go exactly as planned.
Because if you're going to tell your community something went wrong, you might as well do it with style and technical precision.
Try ExcusesMaker for free!
Industry-Leading Excuse Generation
Real-time Excuse Generation
Our AI-powered engine can generate excuses at the speed of a protocol collapse
Blind-signing Supported
Verifying the hash on the cold wallet? Ain't nobody got time for that
DPRK Approved
It really is the law enforcement's fault if you think about it
Regulatory Compliance Templates
Avoid regulatory scrutiny with pre-approved excuse frameworks
Crypto-Twitter Based AI
Our AI is trained on thousands of real crypto Twitter apologies
Enterprise-Grade Blame Shifting
Advanced techniques to redirect responsibility to auditors or market conditions
Trusted by Teams Who Needed Excuses
After our 'unfortunate incident,' ExcusesMaker helped us craft the perfect non-apology in seconds!
Anonymous Protocol Team #137
Recently Hacked
The regulatory compliance templates saved us from having to take actual responsibility.
Definitely Not A Ponzi
Definitely Not Exit Scamming
We were able to blame an 'oracle manipulation' instead of our own shoddy code. 5 stars!
DeFi Protocol With Infinite APY
Previously Unhackable
Thanks to ExcusesMaker, we convinced our community that the $50M hack was just a 'scheduled maintenance'.
Cross-Chain Bridge Protocol
Bridge Security Expert
The 'unprecedented market conditions' excuse template saved our reputation after the rug pull.
Yield Farming DAO
Yield Optimization Specialist
Our 'sophisticated social engineering attack' excuse sounded so professional, even the auditors believed it!
NFT Marketplace Team
Digital Art Curator
The 'zero-day vulnerability' excuse generator is pure gold. Our community never suspected a thing.
Layer 2 Scaling Solution
Scaling Expert
We used the 'coordinated FUD campaign' template after our smart contract bug. Worked like a charm!
DeFi Lending Protocol
Risk Management
The 'MEV sandwich attack' excuse saved us from explaining our front-running code.
DEX Aggregator Team
MEV Researcher
After our 'unfortunate incident,' ExcusesMaker helped us craft the perfect non-apology in seconds!
Anonymous Protocol Team #137
Recently Hacked
The regulatory compliance templates saved us from having to take actual responsibility.
Definitely Not A Ponzi
Definitely Not Exit Scamming
We were able to blame an 'oracle manipulation' instead of our own shoddy code. 5 stars!
DeFi Protocol With Infinite APY
Previously Unhackable
Thanks to ExcusesMaker, we convinced our community that the $50M hack was just a 'scheduled maintenance'.
Cross-Chain Bridge Protocol
Bridge Security Expert
The 'unprecedented market conditions' excuse template saved our reputation after the rug pull.
Yield Farming DAO
Yield Optimization Specialist
Our 'sophisticated social engineering attack' excuse sounded so professional, even the auditors believed it!
NFT Marketplace Team
Digital Art Curator
The 'zero-day vulnerability' excuse generator is pure gold. Our community never suspected a thing.
Layer 2 Scaling Solution
Scaling Expert
We used the 'coordinated FUD campaign' template after our smart contract bug. Worked like a charm!
DeFi Lending Protocol
Risk Management
The 'MEV sandwich attack' excuse saved us from explaining our front-running code.
DEX Aggregator Team
MEV Researcher
After our 'unfortunate incident,' ExcusesMaker helped us craft the perfect non-apology in seconds!
Anonymous Protocol Team #137
Recently Hacked
The regulatory compliance templates saved us from having to take actual responsibility.
Definitely Not A Ponzi
Definitely Not Exit Scamming
We were able to blame an 'oracle manipulation' instead of our own shoddy code. 5 stars!
DeFi Protocol With Infinite APY
Previously Unhackable
Thanks to ExcusesMaker, we convinced our community that the $50M hack was just a 'scheduled maintenance'.
Cross-Chain Bridge Protocol
Bridge Security Expert
The 'unprecedented market conditions' excuse template saved our reputation after the rug pull.
Yield Farming DAO
Yield Optimization Specialist
Our 'sophisticated social engineering attack' excuse sounded so professional, even the auditors believed it!
NFT Marketplace Team
Digital Art Curator
The 'zero-day vulnerability' excuse generator is pure gold. Our community never suspected a thing.
Layer 2 Scaling Solution
Scaling Expert
We used the 'coordinated FUD campaign' template after our smart contract bug. Worked like a charm!
DeFi Lending Protocol
Risk Management
The 'MEV sandwich attack' excuse saved us from explaining our front-running code.
DEX Aggregator Team
MEV Researcher
After our 'unfortunate incident,' ExcusesMaker helped us craft the perfect non-apology in seconds!
Anonymous Protocol Team #137
Recently Hacked
The regulatory compliance templates saved us from having to take actual responsibility.
Definitely Not A Ponzi
Definitely Not Exit Scamming
We were able to blame an 'oracle manipulation' instead of our own shoddy code. 5 stars!
DeFi Protocol With Infinite APY
Previously Unhackable
Thanks to ExcusesMaker, we convinced our community that the $50M hack was just a 'scheduled maintenance'.
Cross-Chain Bridge Protocol
Bridge Security Expert
The 'unprecedented market conditions' excuse template saved our reputation after the rug pull.
Yield Farming DAO
Yield Optimization Specialist
Our 'sophisticated social engineering attack' excuse sounded so professional, even the auditors believed it!
NFT Marketplace Team
Digital Art Curator
The 'zero-day vulnerability' excuse generator is pure gold. Our community never suspected a thing.
Layer 2 Scaling Solution
Scaling Expert
We used the 'coordinated FUD campaign' template after our smart contract bug. Worked like a charm!
DeFi Lending Protocol
Risk Management
The 'MEV sandwich attack' excuse saved us from explaining our front-running code.
DEX Aggregator Team
MEV Researcher