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NEW FOR APRIL 2025

The Ultimate Excuse Generator for Onchain Security Teams

AI-powered excuse generator for when your protocol gets compromised.

(Don't worry, we won't tell your community you're using this)

Why You Need ExcusesMaker

We know you've got big plans for your protocol's security. You're definitely going to implement those security measures... right after this next feature launch.

To prevent you from getting caught red-handed, we've analyzed thousands of past incidents and their corresponding explanations to craft the perfect excuses for when things don't go exactly as planned.

Because if you're going to tell your community something went wrong, you might as well do it with style and technical precision.

Try ExcusesMaker for free!

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Generated Excuse
We've identified an exploit in our protocol caused by an unforeseen edge case in the underlying Layer 1 blockchain.

Industry-Leading Excuse Generation

Real-time Excuse Generation

Our AI-powered engine can generate excuses at the speed of a protocol collapse

Blind-signing Supported

Verifying the hash on the cold wallet? Ain't nobody got time for that

DPRK Approved

It really is the law enforcement's fault if you think about it

Regulatory Compliance Templates

Avoid regulatory scrutiny with pre-approved excuse frameworks

Crypto-Twitter Based AI

Our AI is trained on thousands of real crypto Twitter apologies

Enterprise-Grade Blame Shifting

Advanced techniques to redirect responsibility to auditors or market conditions

Trusted by Teams Who Needed Excuses

After our 'unfortunate incident,' ExcusesMaker helped us craft the perfect non-apology in seconds!

Anonymous Protocol Team #137

Recently Hacked

The regulatory compliance templates saved us from having to take actual responsibility.

Definitely Not A Ponzi

Definitely Not Exit Scamming

We were able to blame an 'oracle manipulation' instead of our own shoddy code. 5 stars!

DeFi Protocol With Infinite APY

Previously Unhackable

Thanks to ExcusesMaker, we convinced our community that the $50M hack was just a 'scheduled maintenance'.

Cross-Chain Bridge Protocol

Bridge Security Expert

The 'unprecedented market conditions' excuse template saved our reputation after the rug pull.

Yield Farming DAO

Yield Optimization Specialist

Our 'sophisticated social engineering attack' excuse sounded so professional, even the auditors believed it!

NFT Marketplace Team

Digital Art Curator

The 'zero-day vulnerability' excuse generator is pure gold. Our community never suspected a thing.

Layer 2 Scaling Solution

Scaling Expert

We used the 'coordinated FUD campaign' template after our smart contract bug. Worked like a charm!

DeFi Lending Protocol

Risk Management

The 'MEV sandwich attack' excuse saved us from explaining our front-running code.

DEX Aggregator Team

MEV Researcher

After our 'unfortunate incident,' ExcusesMaker helped us craft the perfect non-apology in seconds!

Anonymous Protocol Team #137

Recently Hacked

The regulatory compliance templates saved us from having to take actual responsibility.

Definitely Not A Ponzi

Definitely Not Exit Scamming

We were able to blame an 'oracle manipulation' instead of our own shoddy code. 5 stars!

DeFi Protocol With Infinite APY

Previously Unhackable

Thanks to ExcusesMaker, we convinced our community that the $50M hack was just a 'scheduled maintenance'.

Cross-Chain Bridge Protocol

Bridge Security Expert

The 'unprecedented market conditions' excuse template saved our reputation after the rug pull.

Yield Farming DAO

Yield Optimization Specialist

Our 'sophisticated social engineering attack' excuse sounded so professional, even the auditors believed it!

NFT Marketplace Team

Digital Art Curator

The 'zero-day vulnerability' excuse generator is pure gold. Our community never suspected a thing.

Layer 2 Scaling Solution

Scaling Expert

We used the 'coordinated FUD campaign' template after our smart contract bug. Worked like a charm!

DeFi Lending Protocol

Risk Management

The 'MEV sandwich attack' excuse saved us from explaining our front-running code.

DEX Aggregator Team

MEV Researcher

After our 'unfortunate incident,' ExcusesMaker helped us craft the perfect non-apology in seconds!

Anonymous Protocol Team #137

Recently Hacked

The regulatory compliance templates saved us from having to take actual responsibility.

Definitely Not A Ponzi

Definitely Not Exit Scamming

We were able to blame an 'oracle manipulation' instead of our own shoddy code. 5 stars!

DeFi Protocol With Infinite APY

Previously Unhackable

Thanks to ExcusesMaker, we convinced our community that the $50M hack was just a 'scheduled maintenance'.

Cross-Chain Bridge Protocol

Bridge Security Expert

The 'unprecedented market conditions' excuse template saved our reputation after the rug pull.

Yield Farming DAO

Yield Optimization Specialist

Our 'sophisticated social engineering attack' excuse sounded so professional, even the auditors believed it!

NFT Marketplace Team

Digital Art Curator

The 'zero-day vulnerability' excuse generator is pure gold. Our community never suspected a thing.

Layer 2 Scaling Solution

Scaling Expert

We used the 'coordinated FUD campaign' template after our smart contract bug. Worked like a charm!

DeFi Lending Protocol

Risk Management

The 'MEV sandwich attack' excuse saved us from explaining our front-running code.

DEX Aggregator Team

MEV Researcher

After our 'unfortunate incident,' ExcusesMaker helped us craft the perfect non-apology in seconds!

Anonymous Protocol Team #137

Recently Hacked

The regulatory compliance templates saved us from having to take actual responsibility.

Definitely Not A Ponzi

Definitely Not Exit Scamming

We were able to blame an 'oracle manipulation' instead of our own shoddy code. 5 stars!

DeFi Protocol With Infinite APY

Previously Unhackable

Thanks to ExcusesMaker, we convinced our community that the $50M hack was just a 'scheduled maintenance'.

Cross-Chain Bridge Protocol

Bridge Security Expert

The 'unprecedented market conditions' excuse template saved our reputation after the rug pull.

Yield Farming DAO

Yield Optimization Specialist

Our 'sophisticated social engineering attack' excuse sounded so professional, even the auditors believed it!

NFT Marketplace Team

Digital Art Curator

The 'zero-day vulnerability' excuse generator is pure gold. Our community never suspected a thing.

Layer 2 Scaling Solution

Scaling Expert

We used the 'coordinated FUD campaign' template after our smart contract bug. Worked like a charm!

DeFi Lending Protocol

Risk Management

The 'MEV sandwich attack' excuse saved us from explaining our front-running code.

DEX Aggregator Team

MEV Researcher

APRIL FOOLS 2025

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